Robot Wife Algorithm - C#

Robot Wifey Algorithm Pseudocode

public void WifeyMain()
{
   foreach (day in year)
   {
      // initialization
      wifey.cook(latinFoods);
      wifey.performKinkyActs(new random(datetime));

      // emotion state management
      switch (wifey.CurrentMood)
      {
         case PISSED: wifey.CurrentMood = HORNY;
         case SAD: wifey.CurrentMood = HORNY;
         case MAD: wifey.CurrentMood = HORNY;
         case HORNY: wifey.CurrentMood = wifey.CurrentMood * 10;
      }

      // behavior management
      try
      {
         if (wifey.CurrentMood == HORNY)
         {
           wifey.performKinkyActs(DateTime.Now());
         }
      }
      catch (Exception exc)
      {
          wifey.performKinkyActs(DateTime.Now());
      }
   }
}